Fravia's Messageboard ~ Moderated Re: Re: Introducing Rathbone.
Thursday, 10-Jun-1999 19:34:27

My dear g/o/l/e/m,

I thought you'd act bored, and not ask any questions, and so I prepared a FAQ.

Since you know all about me anyway, I'll let you supply the questions.

It's called Rathbone.
Yeah, it's my great invention.
Based it on twenty_questions.
Written in dorothy_kilgallon
patent pending.
Registered, in China (peepandillkillyou), and on the island (Wake) or was it (Wayne).
Yah, I had a copyright, but I talked my way out of it.
Swiss Bank. Backing by Swiss Bank.
Oh, I don't know all the details, I leave that to my financial advisor, Donald D Trump.
Named after a famous american that single handedly saved the japanese economy, after we wiped out a couple cities. He was very good.
How does it work? You could look at the patent if they'd ever unpend it. But I'll explain it, on second thought ...
Oh, I'm not going to tell you, how it works!
But here's what it does....
No, you can't just take you pen and write on it.
No, you can't just talk into it and your dearly departed secretary will fax copies from heaven.
Then, you don't want to know how it works ... I mean, what it does?
It's got a secret ingredient. That's all I can tell you.

We were looking for financial backing, oh say in the minor scandel region ... say, three or four million. Could you do this for us!

You don't like HCUlberry Finn, that well, either? I thought you were a backer! colours and all! conceit - o excuse me (us:international:humble(conceit) Barky G) i don't mean conceit. AaaaahMmmmPh.

I see there's a virus in this one. I'll be right back!

(us:default:meaning(virus); an opportunistic affliction, sometimes self)

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